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494 riddles

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Why does a traffic light turn red?

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One day a man who is very hot decides to have a shower, but before he steps in the doorbell rings so, naked, he takes his towel puts it around him and goes to the door.

It is an old lady asking for directions. Suddenly the man's towel falls off and as she sees him the old lady screams, runs across the road and gets run over.

What's the moral of the story?
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What burns like rubber and melts like wax?
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Why did the man throw the clock out the window?

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A cowboy enters a hotel on Sunday. He stays for two days and leaves on Sunday. How is this possible?
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Where do you get food for a super baby?
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There is a railroad crossing with cars. Can you spell that without any R's?
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What car is the spelled the same frontwards and backwards?
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What kind of train chews gum!?
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What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?