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494 riddles

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What is blue but smells like white paint?
What does this say?:

Wear
Put
Clean
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You will know that I am coming
From the jingle of my bell,
But exactly who I am is not an easy thing to tell.
Children, they adore me
for they find me jolly,
but I do not see them when the halls are decked with holly.
My job often leaves me frozen,
I am a man that all should know,
But I do not do business in times of sleet or ice or snow.
I travel much on business,
But no reindeer haul me around,
I do all my traveling firmly on the ground.
I love the time of Christmas,
But that's not my vocational season,
And I assure that is because of a sound economic reason.
Who am I?
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What kind of bus can cross the ocean?
A woman woke up and put her hand in her pocket, she felt something with a head and tail but she wasn't scared. Why?
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What has a head at night, but then loses it in the morning?
40 dogs
28 cats
How many didn't?

Clue try saying it out loud
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NaCl NaCl

CCCCCCC
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I'm a god I'm a planet I'm a measure of heat what am i
Who can jump higher than a mountain?
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