494 riddles

Let's just say, you will chuckle and hate us at the same time.

Why did Genghis give his kids a decapitated head?
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What three keys can you not open a door with?
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What kind of table has no legs?
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Pick a number between one and ten
Multiply by nine
If you have a two digit number add the digits. If you have a single digit number, keep it the same.
Subtract five from your number
Pick the letter of the alphabet that matches with your number (a=1, b=2, etc,.)
Think of a country that starts with your letter
Think of the second letter in that country and think of an animal that begins with that letter
Think of the color of that animal (just think of the most common color)
What color do you have?
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This is done best when read aloud to a friend

Say 'roast' six times
Spell 'roast' three times
Spell 'roast' backwards twice
Say 'roast' ten times

What do you put in a toaster??
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Why does rain fall in sheets?
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What comes in many different sizes but is always only 1 foot long?
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There were 3 animals around a palm tree.

A hippo, a fruit bat, and a monkey.

Which one of these three came to be he who got the banana from the tree?
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A little pool with two layers of wall around it.One white and soft and the other dark and hard amidst a light brown grassy lawn with an outline of a green grass. What am I?
How many carpenters does it take to put in a lightbulb?
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