772 riddles

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You are taken hostage by a madman!!!
You are able to escape with your life if you can pass his challenge:

Surf for three hours nonstop,
Without feet or legs,
Without water to ride on top,
While eating scrambled eggs.

What do you do?!?
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You are stumbling in the desert, and you are absolutely thirsty. Ahead, you find an inside seating drink bar. You go into the drink bar and order a glass of lemonade. You walk out the door with a full glass of lemonade when a man comes running up to you, hyperventalating, and he yells, "That lemonade is poisoned!" and he dies...on the spot. You refuse to drink it and set off to find your home town. You bump into a man in a black suit; his name tag reading "Officer B". You ask if he wants any lemonade, and he takes the glass and sips 1/16 of the glass. His eyes spring wide open, and he starts breathing heavily. Then he yells, "That lemonade is poisoned!" and he dies ... on the spot. But then, you see a big cloud of dust; a stampede on wheels. The cop cars. You lose them, and you end up back in your home town.

What is your name?
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Why wasn't Bertha put in jail after killing hundreds of people?
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You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

This contest is over, thank you to all who participated.

Winners are shown in the "answer" to this riddle.

Contest Details:
It's a common theme in our applications, to have a short one or two sentence introductory joke in the app's description page, so we thought we'd see what creative things you might come up with. The one we choose as best gets a free pro version when it's released.

App Name: Factzilla

Application General Description: Like Riddle Me This, but for facts.

Potential Introductory Lines: "Godzilla's little known nerdy brother, half as deadly but twice as informative. You guessed it, when he roars you get facts not lasers." - Good, but not great.

Your job is to come up a better Introduction, better than our current one shown above. We'll check for entries periodically, you can comment them here. You can only try ONCE, make sure to write "Official Entry: " on the comment. Thank you for your time and make us proud.
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When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
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A woman lives on the first floor of her apartment building. One day she goes to the bar and meets a guy. She asks him if he wants to come to her house. He says yes and they go to her house. While they're there they hear a noise from outside and the girl says that it's her boyfriend. She tells him to hide. He was about to go under the bed but he thought that would be the first place he'd look so he goes to the closet and then thinks that's the second place he'd look. So he goes to the window and hangs off the edge of it. The boyfriend finds him and beats him until the man is forced to let go. What ends up happening to the guy?
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One day, you decided to go shopping at the mall. Outside your favorite store, there is a man causing a commotion.

You recognize him as a prankster from your school. You approach him and ask him what he's doing.

He says," I'll give you either a 25% off coupon or a 50% off voucher. Choose one. "

One's real; one's fake.

Which are which?
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A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only track that were left were a set of footprints between two parallel lines.
Who should the police be looking for?
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