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I can destroy the world, get you killed, or teach you a valuable lesson. You encounter me every day, yet never assume my importance. I am the most important thing a person can do.
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At a dark plateau, men in white break the world. Invaders of brown jerky and pale masks attack a mute who fights back with physics and bullets.
What am I?
I frolick along the babbling brook, searching for the something my godfather took.

What is wrong with this statement?
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Just putting this out there to see if anyone still checks this app.
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You're under your covers, curling up in fear
Repeating over and over in your head, "He's here."
You stare at me, I come near
As you scream, I cackle and jeer
Your parents barge in and I disappear
Your parents console you as you peer
At the corner where I was, was I real?
No, your parents say, and your dad kneels

After comforting words you go back to sleep
Yet you still lie there, thoughts of me you weep
You'll forever be haunted by my soulless eyes
And the gnawing question: who was I?
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A democratic, secular country in the Middle East without a central bank discovers oil within its borders. What happens next?
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A window, an alternate reality
It can mimic you like a shadow
This time it really does have colour
It watches you and knows your joys and woes
You may smile and it will smile
It touches you back if you run your fingers along its surface
What happens when you are not there for it to copy?
For it moves yet it is motionless
It is the only thing watching you
When you sing or dance on your own
Observing your actions when you think no one's there
And it'll do the same and you'll still think you're alone
You can stand naked in front of it
You can stare at it and see it watching
Yet you'll still think you're alone
It's only gone when you're leaving
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You lie there
It's dark all around
Counting sheep
Waiting for what feels like eternity
Soon your eyes are heavy
You submit to the oblivion
Blissful dreams and horrible nightmares
Swimming around in your mind
Then you come to, conscious again
Realize it wasn't real
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Hi guys! I'm lolzpplxd as you know from my username. You guys haven't heard of me before, but I am certainly not new. I was on here since two years ago with kitteN, Roadkillcm88, Brisingr, TehNaziCarrot911 (I believe that that account was under a different username back then), Trickster78, plantvszombiesfreak, and many others, back in a time when there were either dumb riddles or stunning poems. I wasn't the most well known of them all, but you can see that my followers consist of the riddlers from two years ago. There was a lot of depression before and threats to suicide or leave from our favourite riddlers. I started to get loaded with tasks and soon became non existent in this world.
I signed on this week and was a little disappointed by the lack of the old riddlers and actually kind of missed them. However, new users, I hope you accept me into the new Riddle Me This world.
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It follows you everywhere
Anywhere it can be seen
It can take any disguise
But no colours; neither red nor green
Only black, and sometimes, very very dark grey

It is everywhere in darkness
But more obvious in light
Often you lie in your bed
Feeling intimidated by it and night
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