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What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?
Why can't you take a picture of an Indian woman with hair curlers?
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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
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What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
What animal keeps the best time?
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I'm white, and used for cutting and grinding. When I'm damaged, humans usually remove or fill me. For most animals I am a useful tool. What am I?
How many sides does a circle have?
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In a tunnel of darkness lies a beast of iron. It can only attack when pulled back.
Light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long?
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I am used to bat with, yet I never get a hit. I am near a ball, yet never thrown.